{"id":11013,"date":"2023-03-10T14:53:59","date_gmt":"2023-03-10T20:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.puerto-vallarta-rentals.com\/blog\/best-fcking-beach-tour-puerto-vallarta\/"},"modified":"2023-03-10T14:53:59","modified_gmt":"2023-03-10T20:53:59","slug":"best-fcking-beach-tour-puerto-vallarta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.puerto-vallarta-rentals.com\/blog\/best-fcking-beach-tour-puerto-vallarta\/","title":{"rendered":"Best F*cking Beach Tour-Puerto Vallarta!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Best F*cking Beach Tour-Puerto Vallarta!\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AugmHHF763E?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Join me on my first guided grand tour of gorgeous Quimixto, Mexico.<br \/>\nJuanito, my brand new amigo from Texas and I jump on a boat, ride some dusty horses and plunge straight into the waterfalls on this wacky, fun as hell day trip.<br \/>\nWe start off in downtown Puerto Vallarta where we hop a bus to Boca de Tomatl\u00e1n then jump on a panga boat to gorgeous Quimixto, a magical town where the river meets the sea with a backdrop of lush green jungle reaching up into the blazing blue sky.<br \/>\nCome join me and Juan as we do a little day drinking, laugh our asses off and bliss out on a day of spontaneous adventure.<br \/>\nAndal\u00e9!<\/p>\n<p>If you would like to join me on a private Naked Jaguar Tour, send me a message! <\/p>\n<p>#puertovallarta #mexico #dogs #travel #adventure #best #guidance #nakedjaguartours<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Join me on my first guided grand tour of gorgeous Quimixto, Mexico. 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